hipstomp photo essays

Day 215

I own these buildings.

All of them.

If you want you can have this one, ‘cause I’m not using it. But I’m going to need it back eventually.

And of course, I expect you to keep it clean. The hallmark of a good society is a healthy respect for other people’s belongings.

Some religions believe their Messiah will eventually descend from the sky.

He’ll descend from the sky and land somewhere on Earth. I don’t know where, but I know it’s probably not Manhattan. You know why?

Aim. No one wants to see the descending Messiah get stuck on the roof of the Citicorp building.

Or land on the umbrella of a hot dog cart and roll into a bank of payphones.

Some religions allow you to envision heaven for yourself. So mine looks like this, it’s made of brick. Easy-to-clean, sturdy, and it looks good.

This concludes today’s presentation. If you have any suggestions or complaints, please leave them by the forklift and one of our Customer Care Representatives will attend to them.

Don’t touch the host.

Sending me on a trip will release the demons that bind you.