hipstomp photo essays

These taxis is crazy fast though.

I can almost picture the cabbie flattening the pedal and screaming “Booyakasha!” like Ali G.

Two cockroaches are out for a romantic stroll on this unseasonably warm autumn night. Enjoying the view of downtown Manhattan, they are. This is the last thing they saw before I crushed them into a disgusting, twitchy mess.

I don’t just kill roaches; I assassinate them.

Carl Sagan doesn’t know what he’s talking about; Broadway and Houston is the center of the universe. This guy is hailing a taxi on Lafayette and Houston, which is two blocks from the center of the universe.

You almost killed me, you fucking hack Nazi. I should give you a black eye for the first mile and a broken bone for each additional 1/9th of a mile.

Tip? How about my foot and your ass have a little get-together.