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A pimp and his top whore decide to open a bakery shop.
The pimp thinks it should be spelled "shop" whereas
the ho prefers the Olde English spelling, "shoppe."
They argue. One of them comes out on top.





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video from New Year's

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Shot and cut by Ve:

http://mylai.livejournal.com/347523.html


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This is the kingdom.





These are the citizens.





This is the bar.





These are the fine potions we imbibe.





And this is me.





Me, I'm different, I'm special.





I burn twice as bright, for half as long.




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Then: taxis and needles, camera glass and athletic wrap, lost and found sushi, constant music and two laptops on the table.

Next: no pressure, everything's eeeeasy.


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finding hair

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I've come to the conclusion that the only reason hair falls out of women's heads is to torment men. You're looking for a book or whatever then alluva sudden it's like, for fuck's sake.

Outside, there's a contrail in the sky.


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Fuuuuuuck.


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The shooter shot me.


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"I feel sick," she said.

"I don't," I said. "I didn't have the tequila."

"That's 'cause you're a poossayy," she said. Later, she slept.


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