Hi, I'm participating in a reading tonight (Tuesday) out in Brooklyn. Not sure what I'll read yet, depends on how much of a time slot they give me. Anyways come by if you're free.

Tuesday, May 30th, 8pm
reading @ Regie Cabico’s Sulu Performance Series
@
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
(between Kent and Wythe)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211

free

Three popular ways to get around the city,
decreasing in expense from left to right.

If you were blind and had an eye operation and this was the first
thing you saw, you’d probably think your eyes were still fucked up.

The standard method of gravity-based suicide is to jump from
a building to the street. But in Manhattan the buildings are
tall enough that you could do it by jumping off one building
and splattering yourself on the roof of another.

Still, I bet no one’s ever done it; it just doesn’t have
the cachet (I almost said “impact”) of the sidewalk death.

This Chatham Square apartment complex was supposed to be straight,
but the architect left the model too close to the heater and it warped.
When it came time to build they just went with it.

The matches on this Lower East Side soccer pitch are admittedly not as
exciting as the ones on Univision, but you can still get stabbed by
angry Brazilians, Chinese or Peruvians for giving up a goal.

This is the absolute last stretch of ungraffiti’ed concrete
in Manhattan. Guarantee you it’s gone by tomorrow.

Just ask the owner of this building.

In Corona, Queens, you can go into a bar and find Mexicans drinking
Corona. It’s like finding gym nuts living in a part of town called
Protein Shake, or French people living in Bordeaux.

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