In The Mood For Producing Printed Matter

Hey so the AAWW has asked me to teach a six-week Intro to Fiction course. Here’s the copy:

The Story That Writes Itself
N. Rain Noe

This introductory course will cover the basics of fiction writing, including plot, character development, pacing and narrative by using freewriting and more structured assignments, and peer workshopping of student pieces.

The class will also focus on:

- using New York City as source material
- gaining a holistic understanding of how writing connects to the other areas of life
- exploring the value of each person's own experiences and perspectives, and integrating these unique aspects into students' writing.

Wednesdays, April 2–May 14, 7–9 PM
$250 general, $225 members
12 max enrollment


Taking my class will:

- release you from the inner demons that hold you hostage
- increase penis length/breast size
- solve the Bush/Iraq crisis
- remove plaque buildup and help control the tartar that causes cavities
- increase combat effectiveness by up to 33%
- make you a much better person (than John Wayne Gacy)

To register, call the AAWW at 212.494.0061. (Unless you’re John Wayne Gacy, in which case you are barred from my class. I can’t do nothin’ for you, Gacy.)