Today’s soundtrack: fortunately gone I wait for you
Today at 7:32pm: discovering Sal’s Pizza is closed, so I gotta go to Ben’s Pizza

Forgot to mention I passed my Hapkido test on Friday. Lucky for me it was multiple choice.

Sample questions:


...37. If someone kills your master, you should

a) practice your forms
b) scrub the dojang floors
c) avenge his death
d) practice your forms with heavy weights affixed to your legs

38. The proper way to enter a room full of enemies is to

a) backflip through the door
b) backflip through the plate-glass window
c) perform a falling backflip through an aperture in the ceiling
d) duck walk

39. The world’s greatest martial artist is unquestionably

a) Mark Dacascos in Only The Strong
b) Jeffrey Speakman in The Perfect Weapon
c) Steven Seagal after he gained weight in Under Siege II
d) Ralph Macchio in Karate Kid III

40. Which of the following martial artists can you trust?

a) Samurai
b) Assistant Samurai
c) Samurai Key Grips
d) Ninja

41. The proper way to dodge arrows, spears and sundry missiles is to

a) catch them
b) kick them away
c) deflect using your chi
d) absorb using Iron Body technique....


et cetera, et cetera. Good thing I studied.